We were at the local hibachi grill joint for a birthday bash when I overheard the conversation going on at the table beside me. The inebriated local woman at the table was talking it up with the chef, trying to entertain herself.
lady: Where do you live?
chef: Morgantown!
lady: I mean, where are you from?
chef: I was born in Micronesia.
lady: haha Don't play with me, that's not a real country, is it?
chef: [gives a half hearted smile and leaves]
Yes, this is exactly why I fear for our future.
